Oh, thank God! It was just a steel recycling plant in Columbus, GA that exploded last night. Nothing important.
It wasn't anything we would need in war time, especially since all our steel manufacturing was moved overseas.
Those things blow up by themselves all the time anyway.
I'm sure it's nothing.
Move along now. These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Everything isn't a conspiracy, okay?
Welcome to the War.
